Pedofileren Ltd
Evergreen Terrace 342
Kansas Missouri
Phone: 432-643-3321
sales@pedophilize.com

Did you ever want to give your enemy a big trouble ? Has anybody been getting on your nerves so much that you actually think the world would be a better place without them? Are you convinced that person is a criminal, but you just don't have the evidence and/or energy to prove it ? Our company provides a one-stop-shop for:

All your on-line revanche needs !

How does it work ?

Here is the trick. As you may have noticed, in the recent years all kinds of government agencies have made great efforts to catch and prosecute criminals and other annoying people as soon as they go on-line. The advancements in technology allow storing and analysing vast amounts of data for bad behaviour patterns.

JUST IMAGINE:

Your annoying neighbour, who's loud parties prevent you from sleeping every Saturday night, uses Google search for 'home-made explosives' (like YOU just did on the left). His computer is identified and next time there is a terrorist attack in your country (=soon), his flat will be raided by the police. He returns from a custody a week later.

But how do I make my enemy do that ?

To make him search for instance for a child pornography on-line? That's where our services come to play. You may have noticed that we have just made YOU search for "cat in a microwave YouTube" on the left.

That's a fractional example of how powerful we are. We have been in the communications industry for decades, and trust us, providing a digital evidence has never been easier, genuine or fake, no difference. All you do is choose one of the following profiles that best suit your enemy and contact us for more details and prices:

• Terrorist
• Paedophile
• Tax evader
• Copyright violator
• Mass murderer
• Endangered species dealer
• Sick with a contentious disease

We work - unofficially - with the surveillance industry, so we know exactly which patters trigger the right buttons.

Is it legal ?

Yes, a great work has been done on this by a group of people behind smile29.eu, through the WRITTEN DECLARATION No. 29. So it's all perfectly legal on the EU level.

Please also note that we are not making any false claims or accusations. All we do is we augment the activity the bastard surely does anyway, from his own computer, triggered by his own hands. And with no traces left behind. In the unlikely circumstances of the person being innocent, there are many many legal instruments the person can use to defend himself against the law enforcement agencies.

You say I've just searched for a 'baby penis'. Am I going to get prosecuted ?

Yes, you did search for all those keywords on the left just now, and your details have been retained by Google search engine. Check out your Google Search History.

Now you have several options. The easiest is to be VERY careful in the next 6 months or so when using search engines in order to not make things worse. Common mistakes include on-line shopping for child underwear, searching for certain songs by Chumbawamba or preparing your fishing trip.

But you may prefer to try one of our subscription based services. Once you have paid your subscription fee, we'll declare to the authorities that you are an ordinary, good, well-behaved citizen and you will, for the duration of your prepaid period, be added on the researches white-list. The whitelist is a great idea introduced by Mr Motti, when he realized that: "the declaration has the only objective to persecute children related pornography and sexual harassment on-line. Again, not any research made through search engines.. And researching the general perception of various penis sizes is not uncommon, is it ?